Maybe you’re an agent who’s read my work and wants to represent me. Perchance you’re just a fan. Could it be that you are an editor at a major house? More than likely you’re my mother.
Whatever the case may be, I want to hear from you. Tell me how you’re just worried about me and everything will work out and the kids are just making fun of me because they’re jealous.
You want my phone number? My digits? OK. 859-388-462five
Or visit my Instagram: @michael_mau
Or follow me on Twitter @MauNotMao
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So many choices.